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Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-25-2015

Quote:Global markets hit panic button after the "Great Fall of China"

RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-25-2015


RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-26-2015

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RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-26-2015


RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-27-2015

[Image: chair-fall.gif]

RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-27-2015

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks,

"Olive or twist?"

RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-27-2015

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!

RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-27-2015

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender asks the man, "What do you call that?"

The man replies, "I call him Tiny, because he's my newt."

(read it aloud)


RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-27-2015

The barkeep asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What can I get for you?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The barkeep was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-27-2015

Yet another post that is improved by the signature.