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    Thread: The Stripper Thread
Post: The Stripper Thread

Shit, how far around the world would you get for a Happy Meal? Err, I mean, that's fucked up yo!
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 97 97,350 03-30-2009, 06:08 PM
    Thread: You're f'ing kidding me right?
Post: You're f'ing kidding me right?

3dR3 Wrote: -- no speng, you can't make it numb but putting your mouth on it and going "nummy nummy nummy nummy" -- Maybe not but, it sure as hell is fun to try
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 447 406,418 03-27-2009, 12:16 AM
    Thread: You are doing it wrong!
Post: You are doing it wrong!

yeah, cuz that will help! idiots.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 26 24,981 03-27-2009, 12:13 AM
    Thread: Moron of the week
Post: Moron of the week

Fact is, he's probably one of those sick fucks who climbed down in there for a sexual thrill and got caught.....where is Mongo anyways?
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 1,173 1,084,845 03-08-2009, 07:09 PM
    Thread: Moron of the week
Post: Moron of the week

Securb Wrote: -- The man was allowed to wash off with the fire truck hose at the scene, where he made another painful discovery. "That's when he discovered the keys were still in his back pocket,...
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 1,173 1,084,845 03-06-2009, 08:38 PM
    Thread: U.S. Says Threat of Mexican Drug Cartels Approaching 'Crisis Proportions'
Post: U.S. Says Threat of Mexican Drug Cartels Approachi...

Securb Wrote: -- Someone needs to explain to me again why Americans don't need guns. -- I was just telling my wife tonight that it has to be all the people with guns north of the border that's keep...
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 19 19,219 03-06-2009, 08:34 PM
    Thread: Moron of the week
Post: Moron of the week

Speng Wrote: -- http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0303091inside1.jpg -- Just another fucking McNumbnuts!
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 1,173 1,084,845 03-05-2009, 09:24 PM
    Thread: U.S. Says Threat of Mexican Drug Cartels Approaching 'Crisis Proportions'
Post: U.S. Says Threat of Mexican Drug Cartels Approachi...

Some retired General moved to one of those towns to take over as the new Anti-Drug Czar. No shit, two days later they found him dead...tortured all to hell first, then shot in the head. He disappeared...
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 19 19,219 03-05-2009, 09:22 PM
    Thread: Why the media should be more careful......
Post: Why the media should be more careful......

when using images from Google Images: http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_f4cadcf0ea7741518a7751294d5d22a7.jpg Yup, so good, you'll suck dick, that's what it says!
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 2 2,944 03-05-2009, 09:14 PM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: Birthdays

Congrats Steve......don't let her grow up.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 193,108 03-03-2009, 09:11 PM
    Thread: That's gonna leave a mark
Post: That's gonna leave a mark

And if I heard correctly, another porn company offered a years worth of diapers or some shit like that if she DOESN'T do a movie
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 21 20,894 03-01-2009, 01:57 AM
    Thread: A Phoenix Porn Theft! Worm?
Post: A Phoenix Porn Theft! Worm?

Securb Wrote: -- Dude all used dildos smell like Jalapeño Cheetos -- Guess I haven't had enough of them close enough to my nose to make that determination. Anything you would like to tell us?
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 12 13,309 02-24-2009, 11:53 PM
    Thread: Bullshit!
Post: Bullshit!

Yeah, serious bullshit. Fucking double action can be heavy for a human, let alone a fucking dog.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 3 4,230 02-24-2009, 11:52 PM
    Thread: Bat Shit Crazy?
Post: Bat Shit Crazy?

He's fucking nuts but living in the moment man. I say let him have it. It's not like he's gonna take off with a string of Oscar worthy movies from this point on.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 10 11,362 02-24-2009, 11:48 PM
    Thread: That's gonna leave a mark
Post: That's gonna leave a mark

Fill that gap with lead in my opinion.....and do it before she decides she needs to have more. Did anyone else hear that she is also receiving disability for 3 of her kids? Apparently one of them is a...
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 21 20,894 02-14-2009, 02:44 AM
    Thread: That's gonna leave a mark
Post: That's gonna leave a mark

don't get me started on this piece of work.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 21 20,894 02-12-2009, 11:44 PM
    Thread: The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread
Post: The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread

I worship the ground that kid walks on....bats his eyes at Salma and she sticks a tit in his mouth?!?!? God damn, I must go to Africa and learn from him!!!!
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 119 119,567 02-11-2009, 07:37 PM
    Thread: Moron of the week
Post: Moron of the week

Prog Wrote: -- According to the arrest report, the altercation began over a crack cocaine debt. -- Really? I would have NEVER guessed that. ;)
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 1,173 1,084,845 01-30-2009, 03:32 PM
    Thread: The Weather Thread
Post: The Weather Thread

Securb Wrote: -- getting hit with another 12 inches -- That's what she said.
Chef_Tony Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 711 675,434 01-28-2009, 11:14 PM
    Thread: Abuse of power?
Post: Abuse of power?

Speng Wrote: -- I thought for sure she'd recognize a cock. -- Apparently only if it's significantly smaller and peeking out of sasquatch fur.
Chef_Tony Site Feedback and Suggestions: Let us have it! 35 40,124 01-27-2009, 10:32 PM