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    Thread: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post: RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,...

I hate it when assholes speak for me and I never asked them to.
Jesus Beer, Food and Liquor 18 26,972 07-23-2016, 05:11 PM
    Thread: Kitchen Design In Swansea Area UK
Post: RE: Kitchen Design In Swansea Area UK

Whoa let's slow down here. Who the fuck is this clown claiming to be?
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 11 13,295 07-09-2015, 01:54 PM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: RE: Birthdays

Hooch Wrote: (12-26-2014, 09:50 PM) -- Chill out J. You always get moody this time of year. I can understand if you got pissy around Easter, but try to relax like the rest of us. here, have a snicke...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 198,972 12-27-2014, 09:13 AM
    Thread: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
Post: RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year...

LesStrat Wrote: (12-26-2014, 06:22 PM) -- My urethra has never been larger than the lead in a pencil, and it seems to be constricting more as I age. -- Ah that is why you scream my name every morni...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 9 12,426 12-26-2014, 08:12 PM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: RE: Birthdays

You guys always forget. I will get even no worries. Hey Big Flannel that tingling on your lip will be an awesome cold sore tomorrow. The rest of you get ready. Merry Christmas.
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 198,972 12-26-2014, 08:09 PM
    Thread: Who the hell is Amy Childs?
Post: RE: Who the hell is Amy Childs?

Who are you going to believe me or Boobpedia? Have faith my son.
Jesus Babes: Celebrities, Models and the girl next door 22 24,848 06-17-2014, 06:20 PM
    Thread: Who the hell is Amy Childs?
Post: RE: Who the hell is Amy Childs?

idsnowdog Wrote: (06-17-2014, 04:50 PM) -- take fitties -- You might think so but we do great work up here. That is 100% original equipment.
Jesus Babes: Celebrities, Models and the girl next door 22 24,848 06-17-2014, 05:58 PM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: Birthdays

Hooch Wrote: -- happy birthday Jesus! while i have your attention, im having this get together today and i think I'm a bit short on wine... -- Thanks for the birthday wishes. I would love to hel...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 198,972 12-26-2011, 09:43 AM
    Thread: You're f'ing kidding me right?
Post: You're f'ing kidding me right?

I can't believe it is Sunday! I have been sleeping for three freaking days. Did I miss anything?
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 447 422,745 04-24-2011, 06:30 AM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: Birthdays

Hooch Wrote: -- Happy Birthday Jesus. Thanks for everything! Especially strippers. -- Remember to share the Asian one is for Speng. Boy it sucks having to work on your birthday. Satan keeps sending...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 198,972 12-25-2010, 08:31 AM
    Thread: The Philly Thread
Post: The Philly Thread

Securb Wrote: -- Philly baby! http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4693604479_69eb9e6155.jpg -- If that's not magic marker we have a big problem here.
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 171 179,607 06-15-2010, 07:54 AM
    Thread: God still hates idiots.
Post: God still hates idiots.

Hooch Wrote: -- Hey Jesus, How do you feel today? -- I feel great. 3 days of rest will do the body wonders.
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 43 47,228 04-04-2010, 07:21 PM
    Thread: The Death Thread
Post: The Death Thread

I'm back! Happy Easter.
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 17 17,936 04-04-2010, 08:59 AM
    Thread: God still hates idiots.
Post: God still hates idiots.

3dR3 Wrote: -- no one likes jokes anymore... -- I remember taking that picture. It was at Matthew's bacholor party. Peter got so hammered we had to drag him back to the inn before 9 P.M. to sleep i...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 43 47,228 04-04-2010, 08:53 AM
    Thread: Ben Roethlisberger Coverage
Post: Ben Roethlisberger Coverage

We sent Ben's file downstairs we are all done with him.
Jesus Sports: All Chatter for all leagues 24 26,608 03-12-2010, 01:10 PM
    Thread: The Bacon Thread
Post: The Bacon Thread

3dR3 Wrote: -- jesus loves bacon -- I'm jewish I dont eat pork.
Jesus Beer, Food and Liquor 71 76,546 03-12-2010, 01:05 PM
    Thread: Would you hit it? Week #14 Return of the Butter
Post: Would you hit it? Week #14 Return of the Butter

That usually happens late on a Friday afternoon. It gets close to quiting time and work gets sloppy.
Jesus Babes: Celebrities, Models and the girl next door 6 6,510 03-03-2010, 05:33 PM
    Thread: God still hates idiots.
Post: God still hates idiots.

Securb Wrote: -- The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt. Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine:...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 43 47,228 02-20-2010, 08:53 AM
    Thread: What are you drinking right now?
Post: What are you drinking right now?

I was drinking water, now wine.
Jesus Beer, Food and Liquor 842 1,038,380 12-25-2009, 12:51 PM
    Thread: Birthdays
Post: Birthdays

Prog Wrote: -- Me and Vin Diesel!!!! -- You assholes can remember Vin Diesel but not me! Did Vin Diesel die for your sins? I think not. Next time you a-holes are shitfaced on your knees puking in a...
Jesus Rants, Raves and Random Chatter 150 198,972 12-25-2009, 12:47 PM