The T.O. Thread

[Prog]

Buffalo got their first payoff from TO with the Monday Night game opener versus New England.

[Hooch]

I got this in a PR email, don't know how true it is:

at about 3:45 a.m. on Sunday morning, Terrell Owens left MYNT Nightclub in Miami after a night of partying with fellow NFL players.

Hopping on his yellow Spyder CanAm, Owens drove a few blocks before the Miami PD stopped the athlete. Bystanders say Owens underwent a field sobriety test, and then offered the officers his signature and hopped back on his ride.

So did Terrell Owens give the officers his autograph to avoid a DUI?

[Prog]

That's an interesting story. For all the Shit Owens causes, he's done well with not getting into any trouble with the police. Maybe that's why he didn't report to mini camp.

I've seen a couple of the Spyder's on the road. Don't be a pussy, buy a real motorcycle.