Skank of the week

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who the hell is that?

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who the hell is that?

Lindsay Blo-gland

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is that Pauly Shore helping her up?

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Angered by her common-law husband's poor performance in bed, a Texas woman yesterday allegedly stabbed her mate with a pair of scissors, leading to her arrest for assault. Michelle Thomas, 26, apparently became enraged when the victim failed to satisfy her sexually, according to a court affidavit sworn by a Hudson Police Department officer.

The man, 28, told cops that the woman had "become angry with him over a sexual encounter that she was not satisified with," and "began to slash at him with the scissors." The man, who refused to press charges, suffered superficial cuts to his chest, leg, and hand. Thomas was arrested for aggravated assault, a felony, and booked into the Angelina County jail, where she posed for the below mug shot.

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Spartanburg deputies handled an unusual complaint on Sunday when McDonald’s employees said a woman caused a commotion after she bought a sandwich and shoved it down her pants saying her order had been shorted....

...The deputy asked Turner to step outside, and said he could see a large grease stain on the front of her pants. He said that Turner denied having the sandwich until a female officer arrived to search her. The deputy said at that point, Turner pulled the sandwich out of her pants and put it on the hood of the police car.

http://www.wyff4.com/news/24311393/detail.html

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no need to ask...... Cletus would hit it.

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The questions isn't would Cletus hit is. The questions is would he eat the sandwich before or after.

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The questions isn't would Cletus hit is. The questions is would he eat the sandwich before or after.

most likely after.... he usually "fuels up the sex machine" with beer and Jack Daniels.

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An HIV-positive German pop singer went on trial on Monday accused of failing to tell sexual partners about her condition, causing one of them to become infected.

Nadja Benaissa, 28, former singer in the girl band No Angels, is charged with causing grevious bodily harm and attempted bodily harm, a court spokesman told CNN.

Benaissa had unprotected sex on five occasions between 2000 and 2004 with three people and did not tell them she was infected, Agence France-Presse reported the charge sheet as saying. She had allegedly known her status since 1999.

Benaissa admitted not telling sexual partners she was HIV-positive but denied intending to infect anyone, according to AFP. "I am sorry from the heart," she told the court, according to media reports.

One of the three men Benaissa allegedly slept with has since been confirmed as having HIV, prosecutors told an earlier hearing, AFP reported.

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Freaking Germany