Skank of the week

[Securb]

German women! This is a great example why it is saver just to shit in their mouths.

[3dR3]

German women! This is a great example why it is saver just to shit in their mouths.

can't you get AIDS from that? what if she licks?

[Securb]

A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

[Securb]

Matthew Rayfield and Diane Orosz were having sex Tuesday afternoon behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. Since the rear of the property was adjacent to the Intracoastal Waterway, “vessels were passing by continuously and witnessing the incident,” according to a Broward County Sheriff’s Office report.


That’s when the “completely nude” couple’s tryst was interrupted by, of course, Captain Wiener.


The officer reported spotting Rayfield, 43, with a “full penile erection” and Orosz, 47, “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” Wiener added that the duo “spontaneously said they were ‘celebrating their anniversary.’
”

Rayfield and Orosz, pictured in the mug shots at right, were each charged with disorderly conduct and indecent behavior.

[Speng]

Dude, is he related to Cletus?

[3dR3]

Dude, is he related to Cletus?

I'm pretty sure he is....... I'm wondering if he's related to the chick in the mug shot

[Hooch]

Which one is the guy?

[Securb]

WESTWOOD – A woman is accused of flashing her breasts at a youth football team, coaches and parents.

Tonya Brown, 33, was arrested and charged with public indecency about 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, according to Hamilton County court documents.

She lifted her shirt on a field at Oskamp Park on Glenway Avenue in West Price Hill and exposed her breasts, Cincinnati police wrote in court records.

She was booked into the county jail, processed and released.

[3dR3]

i wonder what her nipples look liked.

she probably got arrested because no one wanted to see those tits. no one.

[Speng]

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west...ice-report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.