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(06-25-2014, 04:21 PM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: Friendzoned.
What. The. Fuck.
Now that she's friend zoned me, she texts me more than she did before.
Goddamn woman is fuckin' with my mind.
Remember what I told you about the 30 second rule? You got to go in hot and fast kid. This will get real fun when she starts asking your advice about other guys. Text her back and say "If you didn't think we would be a good match do you have a friend you could set me up with you think would be?"
Only three possible reactions.
She gets jealous because she had you as a backup plan and makes a move.
She hooks you up with a friend and you get laid.
She gets pissed and stops texting you.
All 3 in my book would be huge improvements over your current situation.
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You're an evil genius my friend.
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06-25-2014, 07:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-25-2014, 07:07 PM by Securb.)
Just remember Forrest Gump got friendzoned. He did finally get Jenny after he made millions and she got AIDS from banging half the world. Don't be Forrest Gump.
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At least you got benched before you bought box seats for the game.
Because I said so.
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(06-25-2014, 08:38 PM)LesStrat Wrote: At least you got benched before you bought box seats for the game.
Yup. That's where I'm at right now.
2 questions:
was this the one from the grad ceremony?
did you shag her?
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(06-26-2014, 12:03 AM)(ad) Wrote: 2 questions:
was this the one from the grad ceremony?
did you shag her?
Yup, she's the one from the grad ceremony.
No, I didn't fuck her.
She basically said that she wants to still hang out and stuff but just not be more than friends, and in my head I'm like "nope".
I've met my quota for girls I hang out with but don't make out with, thank you.
Every time something like this happens, you're dodging a bullet.
"Next!!"
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(06-26-2014, 11:46 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: I've met my quota for girls I hang out with but don't make out with, thank you.
Good man.
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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I would have taken the 'let's be friends' as "Let's fuck as soon as we can get our schedules together. Right now the calendar and locale ain't working out. But you're #1 as soon as that clears up."
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