02-17-2010, 03:09 PM
hey, my boobs look great!
You're f'ing kidding me right?
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02-17-2010, 03:09 PM
hey, my boobs look great!
02-19-2010, 12:04 PM
Nine-year-old Edward George Weise III of Lakeland, Florida, was in the kitchen of his home late yesterday afternoon, holding a WWII pineapple grenade in one hand and a lighter in the other.
He lit the lighter next to the grenade and it exploded, critically injuring himself and sending shrapnel through the wall and into other rooms in the house, advised Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd. The boy was home with his mother, Ann Marie Weise, who dialed 911. Edward was airlifted to Tampa General Hospital and operated on by the hospitalââ¬â¢s trauma team. Meanwhile, his mother was transported to Lakeland Regional Hospital and treated for emotional trauma. ââ¬ÅEdward is significantly injured, and itââ¬â¢s just a really sad situation,ââ¬Â said Judd, who went on to say that the grenade was purchased hollow, but that a family member had filled it ââ¬â possibly with black powder.
02-22-2010, 10:01 AM
whoops.......
03-06-2010, 12:56 PM
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road. The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.
MARCH 2--A Delaware man is facing a federal criminal charge after he was caught yesterday masturbating on a plane while seated next to a female passenger. Murali Nookella, a 34-year-old computer programmer, was en route to Denver from Philadelphia on a Southwest Airlines flight when a woman noticed him "fumbling underneath a blanket," according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Joel Nishida.
The woman, identified only by her initials in the affidavit, said that Nookella's "eyes were closed and his hands moved all around his groin area" underneath a "mustard/gold blanket pulled up to his waist." As the woman packed up her belonging to move seats, she "looked at Nookella and saw him holding his erect penis." The woman said that Nookella remarked, "You caught me." Nookella held a napkin in his left hand, the woman told the FBI. According to Nishida's affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, the woman "did not look but heard a swishing sound. She thought Nookella wiped something." Nookella's employer told TSG that he was headed to Denver on a work assignment. Nookella was named today in a misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $5000 fine. [youtube]PoendYt_ZJ0[/youtube]
03-08-2010, 11:57 AM
Securb Wrote:37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. you have reached the end of the internet, thank you for reading.
03-08-2010, 12:00 PM
"Thanks a lot Bin Laden"
03-10-2010, 11:55 AM
What the Frig is wrong with people???
From 6ABC.com, Phila: NEW YORK - March 10, 2010 -- It's not on the menu, but it's got a lot of people talking. A New York chef is using breast milk to make cheese. Chef Daniel Angerer is dealing with a full plate. He owns the restaurant Klee and is being bombarded with questions about a dish he created. The main ingredient is his wife's breast milk. "She was OK with it," he said. "I think it's better than throwing it out because this is so personal." You wont find it on the menu at his 9th Avenue eatery, though. It's not made there, rather inside his apartment. Dubbed Mom's Milk Cheese, it's part breast milk with a dash of yogurt, a pinch of sea salt and something to help solidify the mixture. Read more at: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?sectio...id=7322305
There's no crying in baseball
03-15-2010, 09:10 AM
An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.
Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years. The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg. "I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail. Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said. Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go. Her 49-year-old partner Philippe ââ¬â who she met on a dating site for plus-size people ââ¬â was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said. "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said. To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women. In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating ââ¬â her weekly grocery bill is $815 ââ¬â Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food. |
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