Moron of the week

[Gator]

some one should make her read my sig before she falls asleep anywhere but home.

Hey, I saw her on TV again this morning. She admitted that she lied about falling asleep in the tatoo parlor when her father got mad about all the tats on her face. fuckin idiot. I think a good sander will take most of those off

[skarydrunkguy]

Hey, I saw her on TV again this morning. She admitted that she lied about falling asleep in the tatoo parlor when her father got mad about all the tats on her face. fuckin idiot. I think a good sander will take most of those off

Better yet, she can be the worlds second face transplant recipient. At least now I'll know her name when I see her in misc. internet amateur porn vids in a few months.

[Gator]

Yeah, she can call herself Stars...

[Securb]

Trust me, every plastic surgeon in the world has called her already to do it for free. The publicity would be through the roof. I bet there is a bidding war...."I will remove the tattoos and throw in a set of C cups"

[3dR3]

this girl is a total asshole...

and you're right, now that she's famous she'll get some shit out of the deal

<~angry.

[Hooch]

this girl is a total asshole...
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The plastic surgeon should take the stars off, but put an asshole on her face.

[3dR3]

hmmm.... i'm pretty good with photoshop.

[Gator]

I can't wait to see this masterpiece.

[Speng]

Woman Killed Husband Because The TV Was Too Loud

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/...67e75.html

An Allen woman accused of killing her husband said she stabbed him in the heart after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game, according to media reports.

A grand jury indicted Kimberly Shanks, 51, on May 7 for fatally stabbing Charles Shanks, 49, on Dec. 14. She will appear before a judge on May 27.

Shanks admitted to killing her husband at their home in the 1400 block of Lone Star Court on Dec. 14 after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game “knowing it would keep her awake,” the Star Community Newspapers Web site reported, citing court documents.

The newspaper reported that Shanks told police she went into the kitchen for medication but grabbed a knife instead and “tried to stick the knife in his heart.”

She ran out of the house but returned with a landscaping rock from a neighbor's yard. She went inside to find her husband on the kitchen floor and she hit him on the back of the head with the rock to make sure he was knocked out. She also stabbed him in the back to make sure he was dead, the newspaper reported. She said she was afraid he would kill her.

Shanks told police the couple started arguing after her husband started drinking and threatened to leave the country and never return. Shanks told police her husband had mentally abused her and that he refused her request for a divorce, the newspaper reported.

Shanks is being held at the Collin County Detention Center in lieu of $100,000 bail.

[Prog]

How'd I miss that story? That's right in my backyard.