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Moron of the week
Quote:Cody Allen Sexton and Kenny Dean Andrews

Quote:Police Sgt. Levi Risley

I don't know about you but to me that sounds like the making of a good country band... just look at the names..
CLEARWATER — If the bartender won't serve you anymore, it may be time to call a friend for a ride, or maybe a taxi. Calling 911 is probably not the best idea.

But that's what a Clearwater man did Tuesday night, police said.
Vincent Smith, 54, who is homeless, was arrested by Clearwater police on a misdemeanor charge of misusing the 911 system around 9 p.m. in the 1300 block of Cleveland Street.

Smith called "numerous times" and was still on the phone with 911 when police arrived, an arrest report said. He also complained that a local soup kitchen wouldn't feed him, the report said.

Clark Hubbard, who owns the Idle Spur Saloon, said his bartender cut Smith off because he was intoxicated.

"We called him a cab," said Hubbard. "Then he got out front and got in an argument with the cab driver and it kind of escalated from there."

Smith had two "Jack (Daniels) and Cokes," at the bar, said Hubbard, "But you don't know what they've been drinking before they get here."
Hubbard said his bartender asked police to issue a trespass warning to Smith, who on Wednesday afternoon remained in the Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $150 bail.
Securb Wrote:CLEARWATER — If the bartender won't serve you anymore, it may be time to call a friend for a ride, or maybe a taxi. Calling 911 is probably not the best idea.

What is wrong with that? I thought the number was 9-1-2 anyway.
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

Homer Simpson
I want to know how fucked up do you have to get in Clearwater Florida to get shut off? Read the reviews of the Idle Spur Saloon holy shit. Hooch it sounds like the perfect place for this year's Christmas party.

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Man Shoots Himself in Head While Teaching Firearms Safety
by: C. Johnson

IMPERIAL, MO - An Imperial man is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend firearms safety.

Jefferson County Sheriff Glenn Boyer said that on Friday, deputies responded to 4307 Rock Valley Court in Imperial for a shooting. Investigators found James Looney, 40, with a gunshot wound to the head.

According to witnesses, Looney was demonstrating how to use the different safety mechanisms on several guns to his girlfriend. The witnesses said Looney would put the guns to his head, and before pulling the trigger, would ask her if she thought the gun would go off. With the first two guns, the safety mechanisms worked. The third gun fired.

Looney was transported to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead the next morning.

According to witnesses, Looney was going to take his girlfriend to the shooting range the next day, but insisted on the lesson on firearm safety the day before.

Deputies believe alcohol was involved.

and while I'm at it......

3dR3 Wrote:Deputies believe alcohol was involved.

They should be required to tell us what he was drinking.
Securb Wrote:They should be required to tell us what he was drinking.

It's MO..... I'll give you 3 guesses


there are mine huge grin
3dR3 Wrote:Deputies believe alcohol was involved.

If this thread ever gets renamed, that's my vote.
James Looney, perfect name for a moron.LOL

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