Moron of the week

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did you put LSD in my coffee this morning or did that really just happen?

The really disturbing thing is I have heard Hooch make some of those same sounds when he is sitting on the can at the office.

[Hooch]

The really disturbing thing is I have heard Hooch make some of those same sounds when he is sitting on the can at the office.

That and I strut down the streets of North Philly like the guy does at :30. Nobody fucks with me now.

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I have $100 for Bobby if he will walk through the Linc parking lot singing that in a Giants shirt.

[3dR3]

I have $100 for Bobby if he will walk through the Linc parking lot singing that in a Giants shirt.

he could get away with it....



















if he wore a "Fuck Dallas" hat

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A burglar who spent about five hours on a store's computer after breaking into the business gave police all the clues they needed to track him down. Investigators said the 17-year-old logged into his MySpace account while at Bella Office Furniture and that made it easy for them to find him. He also spent time looking at pornography and trying to sell stolen items, all while using the business' computer.

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A US couple who boasted on a TV show they made as much as $3,500 (£2,318) a week by selling shoplifted toys online have been sentenced to prison terms.
Matthew Eaton, 34, got 27 months in jail. His wife Laura Eaton, 27, was sentenced to one year.

The couple from southern California pleaded guilty to conspiracy to transport stolen goods.

The pair were arrested last September - nearly a year after an appearance on the Dr Phil television show.

The couple from San Marcos, north of San Diego, were sentenced by a district judge on Monday.

Assistant US Attorney Nicole Acton Jones had earlier said the couple made at least $100,000 from June 2007 to March 2009 by stealing Lego toy kits, transporting them across state lines and selling them on eBay and other online auction sites, the San Diego 6 website reported.

[3dR3]

Legos are expensive.....

[Speng]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...saved.html

A CHINESE man had to undergo surgery to remove nearly 3ft of SKIPPING ROPE from his BLADDER.

The rope became lodged after 58-year-old migrant worker Zhao Chenglin, from Chongqing, inserted it into his willy as part of a bizarre sex act.

Zhao put the whole 2.8ft (85cm) plastic rope into his urethra, but when he tried to pull it out he found it had become stuck.

Hospital scans showed it had become bundled into a knot and was trapped in his bladder.

Because he couldn't afford to get it removed surgically, Chenglin lived with the problem for two painful months until a friend begged a specialist hospital to help him.

Chenglin was admitted the same day and surgeons managed to remove the rope successfully.

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I love the look on th Nurses faces

[3dR3]

what am I missing by not putting a jump rope in myself?

maybe we're missing the boat...?