Moron of the week

[TooFunny]

[SIZE="4"] New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch, waiting for her to come home[/SIZE]

By The Associated Press

NEWBURGH, N.Y. - A New York man is accused of cutting a hole in a woman's couch and hiding in the carved-out space until she came home.

Newburgh police say the woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions move.

She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place, knocking a cellphone out of her hand.

The woman was on the phone with a friend when she entered her apartment because she had filed an earlier complaint against Limones and was worried he might be there.

Police say she had asked the friend to stay on the line and call police if something went wrong.

When officers arrived, they found Limones and the 22-year-old woman arguing on the apartment's balcony.

Limones, 27, faces burglary and other charges. He is being held on $20,000 bail.

[Chef_Tony]

A Florida man died Tuesday after taking more than two dozen shots of cherry vodka within a half hour, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's office.


"We have witnesses that have described the victim as taking anywhere from 23 to 25 shots in 30 minutes," Hillsborough County Sheriff's spokesman J.D. Callaway told ABCNEWS.com.

Eric Morris, 26, was allegedly taking part in a drinking game with another patron at an adult nightclub, Angels Show Bar, in Seffner, Fla., just hours before he died, according to police.

"Apparently [other bar patrons] were describing the shots as 'cherry bombs,'" said Callaway, referring to a shot of liquor that is typically made by combining cherry-flavored vodka with Red Bull, a popular energy drink.

While Morris' drinking buddy, who police declined to identify, stopped playing the game after a few shots, Morris kept going.

[Speng]

While Morris' drinking buddy, who police declined to identify, stopped playing the game after a few shots, Morris kept going.

Thinning of the herd

[Securb]

Coolest corpse in the cemetary

[Securb]

A Lindenhurst man has been charged with possession of child pornography found on his computer by a Kansas technology firm.
Peter Macdonald, 57, was arrested Monday by Lake County sheriff's police.



Lou Archbold, an investigator for the Lake County state's attorney's office, said Macdonald sent his laptop computer to Resq System in Olathe, Kan., to have a new hard drive installed March 16.

Technicians at the firm could not start the computer, Archbold said, so they called Macdonald for his user name and password.

Macdonald supplied the company with the information, Archbold said, and technicians found a pornographic picture of a young boy as the desktop background of the device.

Technicians also located several files they suspected contained child pornography, Archbold said, so they contacted local police.
Kansas police sent the computer to the FBI for analysis, Archbold said, and the FBI alerted Lake County authorities.

Macdonald was taken into custody at his home at 839 Colony Court. He was released after posting $10,000 cash for bond.
He faces up to seven years in prison if convicted and is scheduled to appear July 7 in court.

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SUMMERFIELD - Sheriff's detectives say a Summerfield man and his girlfriend, who are accused of drilling holes in gas tanks to steal gas, slipped up when one of them left a drill behind that had his name etched on it.

The case began last week, when holes were reported in gas tanks.
John Oldenburg, 44, and Darlene Kimbriel, 39, wound up in jail Thursday facing numerous charges, including grand theft, burglary of a conveyance and criminal mischief, according to Marion County Sheriff's Office records. Because deputies say they found a methamphetamine lab at the home, the couple also face drug charges. :eek:

In the most recent gas-stealing case, deputies found a drill with "J. Oldenburg" etched in the tool. Asked why his drill was at the scene, Oldenburg blamed his girlfriend. Deputies arrested him on Thursday.
As Kimbriel was posting bail for him, she accused him of drilling for gas while she merely acted as a lookout.

http://www.ocala.com/article/20080628/NE...t_suspects

[Chef_Tony]

Apparently, pretty fucking dumb.

[Hooch]

SUMMERFIELD - Sheriff's detectives say a Summerfield man and his girlfriend, who are accused of drilling holes in gas tanks to steal gas, slipped up when one of them left a drill behind that had his name etched on it.

The laughing smilie works perfectly there. Fucking idiot.

[Worm]

I would think the "drilling through metal" into a tank full of flammable liquid is the dumbest fucking thing you could possible do. one spark and your gone.

[Speng]

I would think the "drilling through metal" into a tank full of flammable liquid is the dumbest fucking thing you could possible do.

I bet he had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth the whole time.