Moron of the week

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Any news story thta starts out "A rural Wisconsin man..." is going to end bad.

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Any news story thta starts out "A rural Wisconsin man..." is going to end bad.

Shit, pretty much any story that starts with "A Wisconsin man..." won't have a good conclusion.


I'm wondering what a straight guy was doing watching Dancing with the Stars in the first place.

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KKK Snowman Spreads Holiday Hate In Hayden

http://www.kxly.com/news/25975011/detail.html



HAYDEN, Idaho -- While most see the holiday season as one of joy and merrymaking, at least one Hayden, Idaho, resident is taking the opportunity to spread a little hate courtesy of a noose-carrying, KKK hood-wearing snowman on their front lawn.

Several area parents noticed the offensive snow sculpture, located in front of a home in the 9000 block of Hillview Drive, while taking their kids to school Wednesday morning.

The sculpture depicts a snowman with a pointed hat and an outstretched right hand with a noose in it. Residents in the neighborhood say the homeowners also have an Aryan Nations flag on display.

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Women Fooled into Changing "Autistic" Man's Diapers

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-admi...le/3522781

An Oklahoma City man seeking sexual stimulation acted severely autistic and wore diapers to con baby sitters into caring for him, police reported.

He told police he did it “for a sexual purpose,” court records show.

Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., 21, twice this year fooled baby sitters into watching him at their homes in Oklahoma City, police reported. The baby sitters told police he would get sexually aroused when they cleaned him while changing his diapers, police said.

Police said he grabbed the breast of one baby sitter's 18-year-old daughter during an overnight stay in September. Her mother told her “to go back to sleep because he did not know what he was doing,” police reported.

Richardson was charged in October with a felony count of sexual battery and seven misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency. A judge this week scheduled his preliminary hearing for Jan. 5.

The sexual battery count covers the alleged groping of the 18-year-old woman's breast.

The outraging public decency counts cover seven times he allegedly caused a baby sitter to change his diapers. Prosecutors allege four times were on April 8 and three times were over three weeks in September.

Richardson — who is 4 feet 9 inches tall — is being held in the Oklahoma County jail.

Prosecutors allege Richardson found his victims from baby-sitting ads placed online at Craigslist. “This bizarre crime is yet another example of the dangers of letting individuals who we meet online into our homes,” Oklahoma County Assistant District Attorney Jimmy Harmon said Friday.

Richardson was caught when his last baby sitter became suspicious after he stayed repeatedly at her family's home in September.

The woman told police her 18-year-old daughter had placed the online ad. She said a man — using the name “David” — called about watching his autistic son, “Alex.” Police reported the caller described the son as 19 and said he still wears diapers, drinks formula from a bottle and uses a pacifier.

Police now believe the caller was Richardson. The woman chose to baby-sit “Alex” instead of letting her daughter.

The woman reported “Alex” first arrived at the house in a taxi at 2 one morning and stood on the porch saying “4121” over and over. The number is the start of the family's street address.

He had $40 and a typed note from “David” that he needed to be fed, according to a police report of her interview. He was wearing a soiled diaper and very old clothes. He also had a backpack with diapers, ointment, a bottle and a pacifier.

The woman said that on that first night she changed his diaper and got him clean clothes.

She said she read him a bedtime story because he kicked and screamed when she put him in bed.

She said she gave him a bottle with baby formula which he drank “with a straight face.” She later gave him a bottle of Kool-Aid.

She reported that during most stays he would not be still when she changed his diapers.

“He would get up and run around the house. She would have to catch him to finish putting his diaper back on,” police reported.

“Looking back on everything now, knowing he was not autistic while she was wiping him and cleaning him up completely disgusts her,” police reported. “She believed initially she was caring for an autistic person, but he was actually someone using her to get stimulated.”

Police Inspector Priscilla Helm reported in a court affidavit that Richardson on Oct. 5 admitted he “conned this family and did it … for attention.”

“He also admitted to doing this in April 2010 with another woman. He conned her by portraying he was autistic. … He also advised all of these acts were for a sexual purpose.”

He is on probation for a 2008 arson charge.

His mother said Friday he needs psychological help at a mental institution, not to be sent to a hard-core prison with murderers and rapists who could kill him. She would not disclose her name.

“He has some mental disabilities. He's had them since he was born,” she said. “This is not your average, everyday, walking-the-street citizen. … He lives in a fantasy, not a reality.”

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Wisconsin postal worker arrested after delivering mail in the nude to cheer up woman

Wisconsin postal worker arrested after delivering mail in the nude to cheer up woman

WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. — A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn't a good idea.

A police report says the 52-year-old man told the 21-year-old woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office in Whitefish Bay to make her laugh.

He said the woman then made a comment that he took as a dare, The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.

However, the woman denies daring or encouraging him in any way, according to the Journal Sentinel. In fact, she told police she did not hear him say he planned to deliver the mail au naturel, though she also said she didn’t think he intended to harm her.

In any case, the police report says that on Dec. 4 the carrier brought the mail wearing only a smile.

He was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior five days later. The Journal Sentinel says the man admitted that it was a stupid thing to do.

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A Wisconsin postal carrier....

Enough said

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Man Playing Real-Life 'Frogger' Hit by SUV

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/29/cops-m...it-by-suv/

CLEMSON, S.C. - A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger."

Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.

In the "Frogger" arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends.

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night.

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The name of the man who was struck has not been released.

How about retard

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SAN DIEGO — A former Chico resident who has worked on cruise ships since August was arrested at the Port of San Diego Monday after the FBI discovered hundreds of child porn images on a computer he once allegedly owned.


Amado Nicholas Hernandez, 31, was booked into the Metropolitan Correctional Center and will appear later in federal court in San Diego.
The computer was reportedly given away at an estate sale in Chico last summer.

The person who received it was able to repair it and called authorities when the images were found on the hard drive.
The FBI said the hard drive contained 450 still images, 250 videos, and portrayed 44 juvenile victims.

Hernandez was due to leave on a cruise Monday which includes several stops in Mexico. The San Diego Union-Tribune reported that Hernandez talked online about how he had hired young boys in Mexico for sex

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Man wielding pipe busts up beer delivery

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/113661564.html

A man wielding a metal pipe attacked a truckload of beer being delivered to a west side grocery store Friday afternoon, destroying about $2,000 worth of suds, police and witnesses said.

While whacking at the cases of canned beer, the attacker scolded the deliverymen for bringing what he called poison into his neighborhood.

Not everyone walking past Mid-Town Groceries at the time agreed with the man's characterization of the beer.

Several passers-by helped themselves to some of the cases of beer as a deliveryman tried to talk the man into putting the pipe down.

"He beat on the beer for about a half hour," said Nirmal Singh, owner of Mid-Town at N. 27th and W. Wells streets.

"Then he got tired and sat down against the wall and waited for the police," Singh said. "He was breathing hard."

Police said the incident began about 3 p.m. when the 32-year-old man approached the deliverymen and ordered them to stop the delivery.

When they ignored him, the man began swinging a metal pipe, estimated by Singh to be several feet long and about 2 inches in diameter, to smash cases of canned beer stacked on several hand trucks in front of the store.

"The guy just started busting up the beer," Singh said. "It was all over the place.

"Everybody was stopping their cars to watch, wondering what was going on."

It took the deliverymen several hours to clean up after the battered cans of brew. The smell of yeast still hung over the entrance of the store Friday evening.

People swarmed the area, grabbing the undamaged cans. So many converged on the beer free-for-all that the crowd caused traffic backups at the intersection. The attacker was in custody Friday night.

"Nothing like this has ever happened here," said Singh, who has operated the store about 13 years and estimated the product loss at about $2,000.

"No robberies, no nothing until this."