Moron of the week

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Just imagine those contestents afterwards. Full of bread, rice, and cheese. They must be shitting basketballs.

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Just imagine those contestents afterwards. Full of bread, rice, and cheese. They must be shitting basketballs.

I would give them a laxative then throw a hundred on the table for the one who could hold it the longest.

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how bad do you really need 60 bucks?

I guess in terms of hooker, that's 3 blow jobs.... or 2 blow jobs with a side of everything else

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LONGMONT — An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.

The explosion totaled the Toyota sedan they were sitting in at a parking lot at McIntosh Lake near Harvard Street and Wedgwood Avenue during the lunch hour. An 18-year-old woman and 16-year-old girl suffered first-degree burns, while a 16-year-old who was in the back seat suffered second-degree burns. They were all treated at Longmont United Hospital, Longmont police Cmdr. Tim Lewis said

http://www.timescall.com/news_story.asp?ID=11608

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Man denied sex urinates on dog

MANITOWOC, Wis. — A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.

According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor.

Police said the argument continued, and when the woman's sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window.

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how bad do you really need 60 bucks?

I guess in terms of hooker, that's 3 blow jobs.... or 2 blow jobs with a side of everything else

It's Taiwan, $60 could get you 60.5 blow jobs.

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LONGMONT — An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.

That reminds me of an episode of Cops from a long time ago. They approach a guy (who's buzzed off his ass stumbling) who's known for huffing paint and ask him if he's been huffing...he says he doesn't huff paint anymore, despite all the gold paint over his nose and mouth.

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It's Taiwan, $60 could get you 60.5 blow jobs.

ah... good catch :)

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That reminds me of an episode of Cops from a long time ago. They approach a guy (who's buzzed off his ass stumbling) who's known for huffing paint and ask him if he's been huffing...he says he doesn't huff paint anymore, despite all the gold paint over his nose and mouth.

it was brothers wasn't it? one loved the gold and the other silver....

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SANTA CRUZ - A transient claiming to be a covert military operative from Australia was arrested Monday on the Westside because he was drinking from a full-size beer keg and trying to sell the booze to passersby, police reported.

Marshall Cartwright, 33, was sitting on the ground drinking from the partially full keg when officers went to the Bethany Greenbelt Park, near Delaware Avenue and Bethany Curve, around 11:45 a.m. Monday, police said.

Someone had called 911 after reportedly seeing Cartwright drinking beer from a Mason jar and urinating in the bushes, according to police Capt. Steve Clark. He had a second Mason jar he used to sell the beer, which he had purchased along with a tap at a Pacific Avenue liquor store.
Cartwright got hostile when officers tried to interview him and told them he was a military operative, police said. He was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in public.

Police said they searched his belongings and found about 20 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and a Camelbak bladder with more beer in it. He also had a harmonica and a wetsuit with him, both of which police suspect were stolen.

Cartwright was booked into County Jail on the public intoxication charge and also on suspicion of possessing a controlled substance, police reported.