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(02-26-2015, 09:28 AM)GoldenVulture Wrote: Caravan destroyed after Darwin woman lights fire to eradicate snake - http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-t...7239605751 -
Quote:A FLAWED plan to kill a snake has ended with a caravan destroyed by fire.
Police were called to a property on Finn Rd, Berry Springs on Wednesday night after a woman attempted to eradicate a snake she thought had slithered into her caravan.
The woman had earlier in the evening called snake catchers to remove the snake.
Humpty Doo police Constable Gary Palmer said the woman hatched a plan to get rid of the snake over several beers.
“(She) came up with a plan of extreme heat in the hope it may slither away to cooler area, and as such she set a fire at the base of the caravan,” he said.
“The snake remains at large and the caravan has been eradicated.”
Constable Palmer said after police and fire crews attended the scene, they left her in peace to continue to work on a plan of attack
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02-27-2015, 11:53 PM
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This one is a Darwin award nominee.
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...riend.html -
Published: 10:35 EST, 18 February 2015
Quote:Josie Edden, 23, was killed just two blocks from the Melbourne apartment she shared with boyfriend Drew on Tuesday morning after she was struck walking across Collins Street near Southern Cross station in Melbourne's CBD.
Her body was tragically found at the scene by Drew who went out looking for her after the coffee shop where she work called to say she hadn't arrived for her shift.
Josie Edden, 23, fell in front of garbage truck in Melbourne's CBD
Sergeant Mark Rose said the truck driver, who is helping police with inquiries, would not have seen Josie and did not appear to be at fault.
'It appears she was running, or walking very quickly ... has cut the corner against the flashing red man, tripped over, the truck's completed his turn, not seen her and ran her over,' he told reporters on Tuesday.
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Quote:A man suspected of stealing a car spray-painted his face black in an attempt to evade police in Central California.
The Fresno Bee reports Monday that 23-year-old Jose Espinoza ran from police after being caught with a stolen car.
Officers caught up to Espinoza and arrested him Saturday night with his face painted black.
Police booked Espinoza into the Madera County Department of Corrections, where he remained Monday morning. It wasn’t immediately known if he has an attorney.
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Or a working brain.
Because I said so.
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Ok, aside from the idiocy of spray painting his face... he really thought looking black would help him keep the police away?
Holy fuck what a moron
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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(03-17-2015, 01:00 PM)Agileguy Wrote: Ok, aside from the idiocy of spray painting his face... he really thought looking black would help him keep the police away?
Holy fuck what a moron
Maybe he wanted them to unnecessarily kick the shit out of him in hopes of a civil suit.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.
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And that a homey would have his iPhone out to record it!
Because I said so.
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lol
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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03-21-2015, 08:18 PM
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This is more " Morons of the week "
Quote:India arrests hundreds of people over widespread cheating in Bihar School Examination Board exams
- http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-22/in...al/6338552 -
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More than 300 people have been arrested in the Indian state of Bihar where photographs and video emerged showing widespread cheating in school exams.
The images, first published by the Hindustan Times, showed dozens of men climbing the walls of a test centre, perching on window ledges and handing answers to students inside.
Some of the men folded the answer sheets into paper planes and flew the missiles directly to the cheating students.
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03-27-2015, 11:26 PM
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They needed surveillance gear to spot that?!?!?
I wonder if anyone tried saying they thought it was a train as a defence.
(03-17-2015, 11:24 AM)Securb Wrote:
This is one of those stories that makes me want to give up on humanity.
Personally - If I was running around with my head spray painted black,I'd be more frightened of black people getting ahold of me than the cops.
How the hell could you explain that without getting your ass kicked four ways from Sunday?
'No no man, it's all good. I'm not making fun of you, I'm just trying to trick the cops'
Yeah, that would end well.
What's next - a black dude running around with liquid paper all over his face for the same reason?
Just launch the fucking missles.
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