Moron of the week

[Prog]

A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.

[3dR3]

that's how you go out..........

[Speng]

If that's how I die, I want that whole article on my tombstone.

[Securb]

Hell, he paid for his own funeral

[Speng]

A twelve hour orgy, that room must have smelled like a tuna boat crashed on swamp ass island.

[3dR3]

i'm surprised no vagina was worn out during the process.....

then again he did have 2

[Prog]

Casket lid doesn't close all the way.

[Speng]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea...gget1.html

A McNuggets "Emergency"

MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency." The McDonald's devotee is seen below in a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter with police. Last month, a Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to complain about his displeasure with a Burger King combo meal.

[3dR3]

ha Speng I totally forgot to post that here.........

She must be nuggnuts

I enjoyed her McMugShot

[Chef_Tony]

Just another fucking McNumbnuts!