Here Ya Go, Flannel!

[Big Flannel]

Jesus...

for a second, I was like "Oh boy, Lee musta found some fine whiskey for me." But noooooo. Of course not.

You knocked it out of the park with the fuzz pedal posts and now I know why. It was a trick - an elaborate rouse to gain my trust for the express purpose of bringing me to this....abomination, on a monday morning. As bad as my work day will be, it couldn't possibly attain the levels of suicide-inducing cringe that radiates of my screen as this crime against culinary discipline charges toward catharsis with the subtlety of a thousand Hindenburg disasters.

Thanks, buddy.