What are you drinking right now?

[Speng]

I have a 16.9 oz can of Baltika 5 lager from Russia in my hand.

I've tried exactly one Russian beer in my life, I don't remember the name, it was back in the early 90's, but it was in a can and tasted like it was made from Chernoble runoff water. I remember it was really metallic and funky tasting. I forced myself to drink it because it was kind of $$.