Boom goes the dynamite

[Hooch]

Among the safety steps the commission recommends are the following:


Never have any portion of your body directly over a fireworks device when lighting the fuse. Move back to a safe distance immediately after lighting.
Never try to re-light or pick up fireworks that have not fully functioned.
Keep a bucket of water or a garden hose handy in case of fire or other mishap.
Light one item at a time, and then move back quickly.
Never carry fireworks in a pocket or shoot them off in metal or glass containers.

Here's the TMR safety steps...

DON'T FUCKING SHOOT OFF FIREWORKS!

If you do we will make fun of your new gimpy self. If you are a chick, we'll compare you to other chicks with no limbs in a poll to see if we'd hit you or not.