07-01-2008, 05:12 PM
Just had my twin boys 3rd B-Day party on Sunday. Bought a case of Corona, a case of Red Stripe, a mixed 12 pack of Magic Hat stuff from Vermont and a mixed 12 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade (had plenty of lime cut up for the Coronas and Red Stripes). Drank my face off throughout the day and managed to lose my wedding ring out in the yard somewhere:(. So needless to say, my wife is pissed.
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".