Do we need another monkey?

[Hooch]

Crisis meetings between animal welfare groups and traumatised locals are struggling to find a workable solution.

As we have learned over here in the TMR offices, there are only 2 "workable solutions."

1) Shoot the fuckers

2) Let them keep doing what they are doing until they get bored and stop.

Everything else is futile and will only piss them off... and you really don't want a 200lb primate with a great arm, and an endless supply of feces, pissed off.