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Verizon Blows Chunks
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First world problem:

I've been getting annoying automated calls the last few days. When I answer, a pleasant computer says "thank you for your call; goodbye" and then hangs up. I guess computers get lonely, too, but this is annoying.

So I finally called the number on the caller ID and got a recorded message saying that I should call 1-800-VERIZON for assistance. I called the 800 number and after a few minutes on hold, I spoke with a very un-helpful woman who wanted me to upload six DNA samples before she could answer any questions. Finally, she forwarded me to their "illegal calls dep't" which is apparently just a recording that says their offices aren't open, even when they should be.

Fuck that shit. I went to fcc.gov and filed a complaint against the motherfuckers. If a phone company the size of Verizon can't get their head around proper application of telemarketing laws, maybe they should think about going into some other line of business.
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Verizon Blows Chunks - by Dr. Vegetable - 06-13-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by GoldenVulture - 06-13-2014, 07:48 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by Dr. Vegetable - 06-13-2014, 08:02 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by Securb - 06-13-2014, 08:23 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by LesStrat - 06-13-2014, 08:31 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by Dr. Vegetable - 06-13-2014, 09:05 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by LesStrat - 06-13-2014, 09:29 AM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by Dr. Vegetable - 06-13-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by Speng - 06-13-2014, 09:01 PM
RE: Verizon Blows Chunks - by lreese - 06-14-2014, 06:39 PM

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