Damn you southerners are fat

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Bruce is in a region that has calorie counting down to an exact science. They regulate the healthfulness of restaurant food.

Here, the customers regulate the tastiness of food by making sure that restaurants with tasteless food get run out of town.

That is NYC not Boston. You will find healthy restaurants around some of the colleges in Cambridge and Somerville. The rest of Boston is all subs, Chinese restaurants and fast food.