07-04-2014, 09:18 PM
Is trying to blow up my house.
They must have bought a couple of grand worth of fireworks. The smallest thing they've set off is a huge ball of blackcats. The rest are show grade boom booms. A couple of the big ones have misfired and gone off in my driveway.
If you see a Honda van flying across the sky, it belongs to my DIL. It was parked in front of my garage.
I just wet the roof as a preventive measure.
They must have bought a couple of grand worth of fireworks. The smallest thing they've set off is a huge ball of blackcats. The rest are show grade boom booms. A couple of the big ones have misfired and gone off in my driveway.
If you see a Honda van flying across the sky, it belongs to my DIL. It was parked in front of my garage.
I just wet the roof as a preventive measure.
Because I said so.