Annual heart attack Fair

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State Fair of Texas starts up at the end of the month. Every year, they have a contest for new food entries, which seems to always turn into a deep fryer contest. Here's the winner's list, which means you can eat this shit at this year's fair:
Eight finalists were selected out of 45 entries to the Big Tex Choice Awards, all of which will be for sale at this year's fair:

Best taste

Chicken-Fried Bacon; vendor: Glen Kusak, Yoakum Packing

Most creative

Fried Banana Split; vendor: Shirley Weiss, Auto Grill

Other finalists

• Fernie's All-American Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich; vendor: Christi Erpillo, Dock Restaurant

• Texas Fried Jelly Bellys; vendor: Justin Martinez, Granny's Funnel Cake

• Deep Fried S'mores; vendor: Tami Stiffler

• Fire & Ice (fried pineapple creation); vendor: Abel Gonzales Jr.

• Fried Chocolate Truffles; vendor: Nick Bert Jr.

• Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Waffle Balls; vendor: Mark Zable, Belgium Wafflestand