09-06-2008, 07:34 AM
Lately I've been looking for every opportunity to drink that I can possibly find. Some you may know that my wife is a miserable, evil witch who treats beer like it's a narcotic. So when she said that she had a hair appointment and was going shopping afterwards I jumped on it. I had three cold Mike's Hard Lemonades in the fridge and a bottle of Cuervo Tequila. So I poured the Cuervo over lots of ice in a big ass 32oz. cup and topped it off with a Hard Lemonade and squeezed the juice of an entire lime into it. Then I did it again and again. Needless to say I was pretty friggin' loaded. I killed half of a fifth of tequila. They were actually pretty good. They tasted a lot like a margarita.
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".