When I was a younger lad I worked in a bodyshop. One morning the Canteen truck pulled up and they had something called a Barnyard special. Eggs, cheese, sausage, bacon and ham in a pita. One of the guys commented I was going to have the worst farts from the thing which turned into a challenge to me from the other guys to eat the worst things all day to give me the farts.
At mid morning break I had a tin of Hormel Chili, for lunch I had a steak and cheese sub with a chocolate milkshake. Around 2 in the afternoon the farts start and everyone in the shop is giggling. By 3 my boss is telling me to knock it off because the shop smelt so bad. You could smell my farts over the paint, thinner and bondo.
I couldn't stop farting I was getting stomach cramps so my boss sent me home early. My buddy drove me home we had to have the windows open all the way. Keep in mind I was young and it was a Friday so I was happy to be on my way.
At mid morning break I had a tin of Hormel Chili, for lunch I had a steak and cheese sub with a chocolate milkshake. Around 2 in the afternoon the farts start and everyone in the shop is giggling. By 3 my boss is telling me to knock it off because the shop smelt so bad. You could smell my farts over the paint, thinner and bondo.
I couldn't stop farting I was getting stomach cramps so my boss sent me home early. My buddy drove me home we had to have the windows open all the way. Keep in mind I was young and it was a Friday so I was happy to be on my way.