09-10-2014, 07:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-10-2014, 10:01 PM by Big Flannel.)
Kyle was startled by this creature and reacted poorly to its presence. "Oh, fuck no!" he exclaimed, "David Icke was right!"
The reptilian protector hissed a jumbled command while swinging his club in an attempt to clear a path through the brush. Venom fell from its lips as it worked itself into a fit of rage before lunging towards Kyle with the speed of a drunken train conductor.
Kyle narrowly dodged the abomination's strike before running further into the haunting depths of the forest. As he snaked his way through vines and low-hanging limbs he could hear the creature's labored breath.
"HELP ME!" he bellowed - and that's when things got weird.
*Editor's note*
Upon completion of this tale, I will create an audio book adaptation and post it in SDUGF or something. We will figure it out.
The reptilian protector hissed a jumbled command while swinging his club in an attempt to clear a path through the brush. Venom fell from its lips as it worked itself into a fit of rage before lunging towards Kyle with the speed of a drunken train conductor.
Kyle narrowly dodged the abomination's strike before running further into the haunting depths of the forest. As he snaked his way through vines and low-hanging limbs he could hear the creature's labored breath.
"HELP ME!" he bellowed - and that's when things got weird.
*Editor's note*
Upon completion of this tale, I will create an audio book adaptation and post it in SDUGF or something. We will figure it out.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.