10-01-2008, 10:04 PM
So, I was at the grocery store earlier and I notice this cute woman...actually I noticed her ass first...but I digress. My gaze went from her shapely ass to her shopping cart, which contained sixteen gallons of skim milk...nothing else, just sixteen gallons of milk. She was wearing a jacket from a somewhat nearby University, but it isn't really that close to the campus...wtf?
I was going to ask her what was up with all the milk, we made eye contact a few times, but I didn't think it was a good idea to approach her with my shopping cart full of the usual goodies; six boxes of Nyquil, duct tape, a gallon of bleach, condoms and a big jar of Crisco.
I was going to ask her what was up with all the milk, we made eye contact a few times, but I didn't think it was a good idea to approach her with my shopping cart full of the usual goodies; six boxes of Nyquil, duct tape, a gallon of bleach, condoms and a big jar of Crisco.