12-Year Old McDonald's Hamburger Still Looking Good

[TooFunny]

We celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday, which reminds me of the time when I was a teenager and my mother served cold leftover turkey and I said to my mother "it tastes funny, like balloons smell" and she said "there is nothing wrong with the turkey, just eat it" and I ate it because back then you did what your parents told you and I was so sick I wished I could die and I could not eat turkey for years after that.