03-30-2015, 07:48 PM
When I was in college I was standing in line a Burger King and there was this old woman behind me. She noticed that I had a pack of Camels in my pocket and could probably smell smoke on me. She said "In my 75 years I have never stuck on of those horrible things in my mouth". I responded that in 23 years I have never stuck one anywhere other than in my mouth.

