Raph, I tell you what. you put that pickup up your arse, and leave it there for a fortnight.
when you eventually poop it out, if your rectum hasn't split wide open and you aren't bleeding profusely out your anus, then maybe i'll consider it.
most likely though, this will be you:
when you eventually poop it out, if your rectum hasn't split wide open and you aren't bleeding profusely out your anus, then maybe i'll consider it.
most likely though, this will be you:

