03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
I hit the liquor store on the way home from work. I had to come home early and watch the kids because my wife had to go out. I just downed a Cooper's Best Extra Stout and now I'm on a Stone BC 08.08.08 Vertical Epic Ale. HOLY CRAP! This Stone Vertical Epic Ale may be the BEST beer I've ever had! HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS! I'm in heaven.
A long time ago my daddy said, "Son, always cut away from yourself with a knife, treat every firearm as though it's loaded and never update your BIOS during a lightning storm".

