01-06-2009, 01:44 PM
We've discussed this throughout the year so let's finalize it. Let's get some discussion and nominees rolling for the biggest a-holes and douches at each position at the NFL. Nominate any number of players for the following positions:
offense
starting QB:
backup QB:
Running back 1:
Running back 2 (doesn't need to be a fullback):
WR1:
WR2:
Tight end:
We can do offensive line as a whole, as in picking one line from a team, or just pick a few Olinemen, it doesn't necessarily have to be 5 guys or one for every position.
defense
We can probably just go with 4 D-linemen instead of worrying about tackles and ends. We can also go 3-4 if there are more or better linebacker nominees.
Linebackers: 3 or 4
CB1:
CB2:
Safety 1:
Safety 2:
special teams
kicker
punter
return specialist if there is one
front office
Head Coach:
Owner:
if any D or O coordinators fit the bill, we can add them.
Remember, these are the biggest shitheads in the league at each position, it has nothing to really do with talent. Nominees for the official name would be good too since I'd like something reader-friendly since we can put this in press release form. If anyone can think of logo ideas, shoot.
In the post below, I will edit the roster as we decide each postition. Let's keep the discussion on selecting this team only, keep the crybaby crap in the other threads.
Let's have fun with this...
offense
starting QB:
backup QB:
Running back 1:
Running back 2 (doesn't need to be a fullback):
WR1:
WR2:
Tight end:
We can do offensive line as a whole, as in picking one line from a team, or just pick a few Olinemen, it doesn't necessarily have to be 5 guys or one for every position.
defense
We can probably just go with 4 D-linemen instead of worrying about tackles and ends. We can also go 3-4 if there are more or better linebacker nominees.
Linebackers: 3 or 4
CB1:
CB2:
Safety 1:
Safety 2:
special teams
kicker
punter
return specialist if there is one
front office
Head Coach:
Owner:
if any D or O coordinators fit the bill, we can add them.
Remember, these are the biggest shitheads in the league at each position, it has nothing to really do with talent. Nominees for the official name would be good too since I'd like something reader-friendly since we can put this in press release form. If anyone can think of logo ideas, shoot.
In the post below, I will edit the roster as we decide each postition. Let's keep the discussion on selecting this team only, keep the crybaby crap in the other threads.
Let's have fun with this...