Moron of the week

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http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/sep/...ide-store/

FORT MYERS — A couple engaging in some “afternoon delight” under a tree at a Good to Go convenience store on Fort Myers Beach were charged with indecent exposure Saturday.

Brenda Carole Prothero, 48, of the 5500 block of 2nd Avenue, Fort Myers, and George William Pomfret Jr., 49, a transient, remained Monday in Lee County Jail pending posting of $5,000 bond each.

According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report:

Just after 2:35 p.m. a deputy went to the convenience store in the 16000 block of San Carlos Boulevard to investigate an indecent exposure report.

She saw a naked man and a woman who only had a white T-shirt on, having “sexual intercourse in plain view underneath a tree… Both subjects were speaking to each other, saying ‘Don’t stop. Right there….More.’”

The deputy announced herself, but the couple didn’t stop. The deputy again said: “Sheriff’s Office. Get up and get dressed.” The couple then complied.

The store manager, Ramona Donato told the deputy: “They have been on the property having sex for (more than) an hour. Several of my customers were buying stuff at the store with their children. They could see them having sex under the tree.”

Donato said she tried to get the couple to stop, “but they just ignored me and kept going. This made me sick and I was offended.”