01-27-2009, 12:04 PM
Securb Wrote:This is going to be tough to top!
A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervertââ¬â¢s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ââ¬â but toothy ââ¬â fur ball.
ââ¬ÅWhen I saw the raccoon I thought Iââ¬â¢d have some fun,ââ¬Â he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
ââ¬ÅHeââ¬â¢s been told they can get things working again but they canââ¬â¢t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
ââ¬ÅThatââ¬â¢s gone forever so there isnââ¬â¢t going to be much for them to work with."
seems like he got what he desrved