07-12-2017, 11:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-13-2017, 01:49 AM by karpathion.)
LMMFAO!
How to play like a bitch! By that Boston guitar player. What was his name? John Smoltz?
Step 1: Buy a Rockman.
Step 2: Buy a 16 band EQ.
Step 3: Breaketh out thine phone camera.
Step 4: Point said phone camera at hands and guitar, leaving out face shots, amp, and pedal shots. My bad, see step 1.
Step 5: Play a bunch of old ass shit, that no one gives a fuck about, and pretend it matters online.
Step 6: Post said video to SDUGF, and pretend you get pussy on a regular basis.
Step 7: Let Chef KRP, show you how it's done, boy! Without trying to sound or play like someone else.
Did I say Bitch yet? If you don't have the balls to come play in here, like a man. I'll gladly come to you. What was that link to his forum again? WWW.SwallowsCuckCum@Bitch.com? I know it's something like that.
Tricky Luv' them kids!
Bitch!
How to play like a bitch! By that Boston guitar player. What was his name? John Smoltz?
Step 1: Buy a Rockman.
Step 2: Buy a 16 band EQ.
Step 3: Breaketh out thine phone camera.
Step 4: Point said phone camera at hands and guitar, leaving out face shots, amp, and pedal shots. My bad, see step 1.
Step 5: Play a bunch of old ass shit, that no one gives a fuck about, and pretend it matters online.
Step 6: Post said video to SDUGF, and pretend you get pussy on a regular basis.
Step 7: Let Chef KRP, show you how it's done, boy! Without trying to sound or play like someone else.
Did I say Bitch yet? If you don't have the balls to come play in here, like a man. I'll gladly come to you. What was that link to his forum again? WWW.SwallowsCuckCum@Bitch.com? I know it's something like that.
Tricky Luv' them kids!
Bitch!
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I hear Mexico is nice this time of year.