You are doing it wrong!

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You also don't want to run an OBGYN clinic from a shed in your backyard....that didn't end well for me.

i told you the lawn mower had to go and no one would buy that the "chair" was simply a chaise lounge with some webbing cut out of it...

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A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30226391/

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One imagines that this 1973 design for the Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission would not make the cut today. And, yes, it's after the jump for reasons that are self-evident.

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I'd say it's the most accurate logo ever...

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Duke needs to realize his rights as an American citizen stop at the American border, including free speech. If he wants to bring the message of hate into Europe there is a thing called the Internet. What a fucking moron. Hopefully there are huge black guys in Czech prisons, at least I know the conditions and food will be nightmarish.... and David we don't believe you are the "Ex" Chief give us a fuckin break.

Let's see who from Obama's Stat Deparment steps up for him :)

Ex-Louisiana KKK chief arrested in Prague: police
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PRAGUE (AFP) — A former US Ku Klux Klan chief was arrested Friday in a Prague restaurant while he was on a speaking tour here, Czech police said.

Former Grand Wizard of the Louisiana-founded Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, David Duke, was arrested on suspicion of promoting movements seeking the suppression of human rights, police spokesman Jan Mikulovsky told local media.

The arrest, in a tourist area of picturesque old Prague, took place in "quite confused" circumstances, said David Janda, the head of an anti-extremism unit of the city's police force.

Janda said Duke -- who had been due to give three lectures in the Czech Republic -- was guarded at the restaurant's entrance by militants belonging to a known far-right group "Narodni Odpor," which means national resistance.

Duke, a US citizen, is suspected of denying or approving of the Holocaust and other Nazi crimes, according to the CTK news agency. This crime is punishable by up to three years in prison in the Czech Republic.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/art...ahTxqyLzKg

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CAIRO --A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families -- and are rarely for love.

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Well, he showed them didn't he.

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I don't get it, why will his family care about him cutting off his penis? How did he prove anything to them other than he's a total fucking moron?

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I don't get it, why will his family care about him cutting off his penis?

Because the fight was about them perserving the family bloodline. Now ther will be no bloodline unless they artifically inseminate which if his family is rich they will. Why did he heat the knife...fuck!

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Because the fight was about them perserving the family bloodline. Now ther will be no bloodline unless they artifically inseminate which if his family is rich they will. Why did he heat the knife...fuck!

most likely to cauterize the wound and keep the bleeding down

not that i know about cutting up bodies or anything :shifty: