You're f'ing kidding me right?

[Speng]

Tips lead Lincoln police to suspected vacuuming bandit

http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-...4818a.html

The vacuum remains at large, but Lincoln police ticketed a man who they believe used one to suck a bunch of quarters out of several apartment house laundry machines.

After surveillance photos from the March 4 laundry room theft were released Friday, police received three tips via Crimestoppers that identified the suspect as William Logan Jr., 40, 5709 Hartley St.

Officer Katie Flood said police contacted Logan on Tuesday morning and cited him on suspicion of misdemeanor theft.

The owner of an apartment building near 48th and Holdrege streets installed a camera in the laundry room after noticing someone had been stealing quarters from the machines, according to a police report.

On March 4, at about 3:40 a.m., a man entered the laundry room. He had a mountain bike in tow and was wearing a blue backpack, which contained a vacuum. The video shows the man prying open the coin tray, plugging in the vacuum and sucking out the change.

Flood said Logan, who has three prior theft convictions in Lincoln, no longer had possession of the vacuum when police ticketed him Tuesday.

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In one of the clearest signs yet of Ben Roethlisberger laboring to change his reputation, the Steelers quarterback has told a Pittsburgh newspaper that his religious beliefs preclude him from living with his fiancee.

Roethlisberger told Ed Bouchette of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that his fiancee, Ashley Harlan, lives at home with her parents, and that the couple’s religious faith and beliefs are the reasons for not living together until marriage. :confused:

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Enough said

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[Speng]

Italian Butcher Arrested for Selling Decade-Old Meat

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat...o_12775721

Italian police arrested a Naples butcher after discovering worm-infested meat for sale in his store that was 10 years past its expiry date, the ANSA news agency reported Friday.

Shocked food safety inspectors discovered pasta and biscuits crawling with parasites, rotting meats and dairy products, and olives covered in mold in the store of horrors.

The butcher tampered with expiry dates on the products in order to keep on selling the items, even though some were a decade old, the report said.

Police arrested the butcher on suspicion of endangering public health.

[Jesus]

I can't believe it is Sunday! I have been sleeping for three freaking days. Did I miss anything?

[Hooch]

I can't believe it is Sunday! I have been sleeping for three freaking days. Did I miss anything?

Just a beat down at a Baltimore McDonalds and PSN is down... I'm sure neither would have happened if you were around.

Welcome back, Jesus.

[Speng]

Welcome back Jesus, you must be well rested.

[Speng]

TORNADO HITS FARM: 40,000 TURKEYS 'RUN AMOK'

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/04/27/p...-michigan/

Folks in Western Michigan’s Allegan County are thankful that no one was killed following a vicious tornado that swept through their area on Tuesday night.

The National Weather Service confirmed the twister touched down, causing damage to the Deboer Turkey Farm and trailers in the area.

Kyle Windemuller, co-owner of Windscapes Landscaping in Allegan County, said although his business was also damaged in the twister, he’s thankful no one was killed.

“The storm happened about 5:30, six o’clock, somewhere in between there, and that’s typically when we are all getting back from the job site. Nobody was outside, so that is just a miracle. We just want to thank the Lord for that,” Windemuller said.

Not too far from Windemuller’s Landscaping business is DeBoer’s Turkey Farm, where two barns were toppled by the storm and demolished — sending 40,000 turkeys running amok throughout the night. Incredibly, most of the turkeys survived. Family, friends, and members of the community came to the farm on Wednesday to help in the tiresome efforts of herding the turkeys to safer structures.

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http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-...te-at-work

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” masturbate 18 times a day.