The Bacon Thread

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That sounds really good!

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I am thinking of an omelet for dinner or a grilled cheese. This cheese is off the hook

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According to their site, the cheese is sold around here. I'm not driving downtown specifically to get it, but next time I'm in the area I'll pick some up.

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According to their site, the cheese is sold around here. I'm not driving downtown specifically to get it, but next time I'm in the area I'll pick some up.

Trust me buy two - both Joel and I got ours a a basic grocery store. You may luck out next time you go shopping. Just had a cheeseburger, heaven.

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Elderly man arrested violating pig at school barn

http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-elde...9415.story

DAVIS, Okla. -- Authorities in Murray County have charged a 77-year-old man for violating a show pig at an agriculture barn located on the property of Davis Public Schools. Court documents state Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter of Davis was caught on surveillance video inside the barn.

Records state Jeter "walked into the pen, unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over the gilt (female pig)."

During an interview with investigators, documents state Jeter "said he was not trying to poison the gilt" and stated "I just stuck my finger up her private. That's all I did." Authorities say Jeter admitted he "poured corn out to hold the gilt still" and that he "did this in the early 70s."

Court documents state Jeter also admitted that he got sexual gratification from the incident.

Jeter was arrested and booked into the Murray County Jail.

He was charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature.

This isn't Jeter's first run in with the law.

He served time for stealing cattle in 2008 and was arrested in in 2011 for attempting to steal horses which lead to a felony charge of larceny of domestic animals.

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I would guess this would be the first bacon condom

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Oregon man, 69, eaten by his own pigs

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8833598

COQUILLE, Ore. -- Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.

Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast, the Coos County district attorney said Monday.

A family member found Garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed, District Attorney Paul Frasier said. Several of the hogs weighed 700 pounds or more.

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NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — You can now wake up to the smell of bacon everyday, if you’re lucky.

An alarm clock phone app from Oscar Mayer brings the sounds of sizzling bacon to your bedroom and a device that plugs into iPhones shoots out the scent.

The app is free and available to any iPhone owner, but bacon fans must enter a contest online to win the smell-emitting device. Only 4,700 are available and winners will be selected at random until April 4.

The gadget is worth about $40, according to the official game rules from Kraft, the parent company of Oscar Mayer. It will not be sold in stores.

The bacon alarm clock is the latest marketing campaign for the brand, which in the past allowed a limited number of bacon fans to send gift sets including a pack of bacon and either a bacon-themed money clip or cuff links for Father’s Day



Download the Wake Up & Smell The Bacon app from iTunes: http://bit.ly/1fHGKBv

Apply for a chance to win a bacon scent alarm device at: WakeUpAndSmellTheBacon.com

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My home state once again taking the lead with tasteless shit

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Great idea, win $1,000 and your dog eats the bacon scented check.