You're f'ing kidding me right?

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Wonga, the UK online lender, makes credit judgments within seconds based on thousands of pieces of information, including an applicant’s Facebook profile.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/09c8172c-...z2NHW7qgHT

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Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank ‘would have been a belieber’

http://fox6now.com/2013/04/14/justin-bie...-belieber/

If Anne Frank had not died a teenager in a Nazi concentration camp in 1945, Justin Bieber hopes she would have been his devoted fan.

That’s what Bieber, 19, wrote in the guestbook at the Anne Frank House when he visited there Friday, according to the Amsterdam site.

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber,” Bieber wrote. The tourist site posted the message on its Facebook page.

Adolescent and teen girls obsessed with the Canadian singer are known as “beliebers.”

Bieber, who is in the middle of a European tour, stopped by the Anne Frank House between his concert in Antwerp, Belgium, and a Saturday performance in Arnhem, Netherlands. He told fans on Twitter it was a “chill day.”

Bieber visited the house “together with his friends and guards” Friday night, according to the site’s official Facebook page. The Anne Frank House confirmed to CNN that its Facebook post carrying Bieber’s message was authentic.

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Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank ‘would have been a belieber’.

That almost made the front page but I didn't have the time. What a douchebag

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HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.

The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.

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Paz De La Huerta must of hit the wall in a rocket

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...light.html

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Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years

By Donna Watson
Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years
16 May 2008 00:00 THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television.

Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old.

Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb.

But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat.

A police spokesman said: "So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.

"When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time.

"The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there."

Neighbours were shocked by the discovery.

Jadranka Markic was nine when Hedviga "vanished".

She said: "I still remember her. She was a quiet woman who kept herself to herself but was polite. We all thought that she had just moved out and gone to live with relatives."

Fucking Croatians... Actually, it was Yugoslavia when she died.

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A Missouri man accused of planning for his daughter to be beaten and raped was swiftly arrested by police last Friday.

Anthony Brinkman, 32, allegedly placed an ad online looking for someone to beat and rape his 11-year-old daughter while he watched, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.

What Brinkman didn't count on was an undercover officer responding to the request. Officer Randy Vaughn, a spokesman for the St. Louis County Police Department, said the undercover officer agreed to meet the suspect at a predetermined location, KMOV reported.

Brinkman then took his 11-year-old daughter 80 miles away from their home in Cuba, Mo. to St. Louis. He thought he was meeting a woman interested in sexually assaulting the girl with sex toys, according to KSDK. When he pulled into the meeting spot -- a local Cracker Barrel -- he was immediately taken into custody.

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b9_13837...Fz56U42.99

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I hope that sick fuck gets beaten and raped in jail.

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I hope that sick fuck gets beaten and raped in jail.

There is a special kind of hell for guys like this. Unfortunately it won't be in jail, he will go in segregation.

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A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told.

Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel.

He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.

Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-in...m-4184507/