Skank of the week

[idsnowdog]

We have a winner, or loser depending how you look at it.

The top of her head looks like her most attractive feature.

[Securb]

She looks like she has a mouthful of jizz.

You are so right she does look like she is wondering if she should spit or swallow.

[Dr. Vegetable]

You are so right she does look like she is wondering if she should spit or swallow.

...or bite back!

[LesStrat]

I make it a point to avoid the Big Sleazy

[Agileguy]

I think the cops messed up and got her stripper name by mistake.

[Securb]

An Albuquerque woman tried to poison her two roommates after one of them caught her having sex with a dog, police said.

One of the roommates said she found 53-year-old Shari Walters lying nude in a backyard shed with her German shepherd, Spike.

Walters admitted to having sex with both of the roommate’s German shepherds, the woman said.

A male roommate who had been dating Walters broke up with her “because she was having sex with dogs,” police said.

While having dinner that night, Walters’ ex-boyfriend and the other roommate noticed their food tasted odd and their water wasn’t clear.

“Aren’t you going to eat?” the roommate said Walters asked her.

Then she said Walters attacked her and admitted to putting rubbing alcohol in their water and toilet bowl cleaner in their food.

She also said she had been having sex with dogs since she was 14.

Veterinarians who examined the dogs said they suffered minor injuries as a result of the sexual encounters.

Both roommates were treated for minor symptoms related to ingesting harmful chemicals.

Walters was charged with aggravated battery, cruelty or extreme cruelty to animals, and assault with intent to commit a violent felony.

[LesStrat]

"Extreme cruelty" seemed excessive until I saw the photo.

[Securb]

A Bettendorf woman accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy at least 10 times a decade ago is being held in the Scott County Jail on a $500,000 bond.

Chesna Lipkowitz, 36, was arrested Thursday night and appeared Friday in Scott County District Court. She is charged with two counts of second-degree sexual abuse and one count of lascivious acts with a child.

The victim, now 15 years old, recently reported the alleged abuse to authorities. He said he was about 5 or 6 years old when the incidents occurred.

"It's a tragedy all the way around," Bettendorf Police Capt. Keith Kimball said.

The abuse was reported to police within the past week, after the victim came forward and told someone he trusts, Kimball said, adding that the victim showed courage in doing so when many child sex abuse crimes go unreported for various reasons.

[LesStrat]

Erma gehrd!

[Big Flannel]

I feel assaulted just from the photo.