Skank of the week

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Meet Jaclynn Glover.

The 26-year-old Floridian is locked up on a felony lewdness charge after she removed her bikini top in a beachside café and began groping her breasts in “a sexual nature” while also “tugging on her nipple ring,” cops allege.

Glover was on line at a Holmes Beach eatery Tuesday afternoon when she removed her bathing suit top and “exposed her bare breasts to all restaurant patrons,” according to a police report.

After walking around the café, the topless Glover sat down at a table, where she “again groped her breasts in a sexual nature,” according to witnesses who spoke with police. Glover, who is also known as Jaclynn Lussier, subsequently covered her breasts after being approached by restaurant workers.

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Dear Coleen,


I have been really stupid. I went to a party recently and got very drunk and had sex with all the guys there.
There was porn on the TV and, stupidly, I decided to copy it.
Now I’ve discovered that I’m pregnant – none of the men there wore condoms.
I don’t know what to do about the baby but I don’t think it’s sensible to continue with the pregnancy.
I obviously have no idea who the father is – he could be any one of 25.
I feel very ashamed.

Coleen says

Your letter makes me really sad. I’m sad because you think so little of yourself that you’ve allowed these men to use you.
You need to look at how much you’re drinking and the people you’re hanging around with.
It also makes me angry that not one guy at the party tried to put a stop to it and considered how you were going to feel the next day.
You can’t change what happened but, hopefully, you’ve learned a massive lesson.
You need to stop beating yourself up over it and focus on what to do next.
Speak to your doctor about STI tests as well as your options for the pregnancy.
I think you need counselling to talk about what happened and whether you want to keep the baby.
Naturally you feel bad about what happened, but the important thing now is to learn from it and move on.

[Agileguy]

Yeezus

[Big Flannel]

Again, I'd like to make the suggestion that I need my own advice column.

[LesStrat]

Once again your signature improves the post.

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A Florida woman is accused of driving under the influence of alcohol with children in the car. 


On Tuesday, a deputy with the Volusia County Sheriff's Office stopped the woman along State Road 44 in New Smyrna Beach, when he said he saw a vehicle with expired tags and a child bouncing around and not buckled into a seat.

According to a report, 33-year-old Cateria Thomas appeared to be drunk. The deputy noted that she had glassy eyes, smelled of alcohol, and was breast feeding a 2-month-old child when she was told to step out of the car. The deputy said she failed a sobriety test and refused a breathalyzer.

Thomas told the deputy that she hadn't been drinking, but that she had just eaten four hamburgers with whiskey on them, the report states.

Thomas was arrested on charges of DUI, child acts that could result in harm, and driving without a valid license.

Four children were in the car, ages 2 months, 1, 3 and 4 years old. They were taken into custody by the Department of Children and Families, but will be staying with a family member. 

As of Wednesday afternoon, Thomas was still booked in the Volusia County Jail.

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Holy fuck.

[Dr. Vegetable]

The sister of the accused Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof launched an online campaign to raise money to cover the costs of her abandoned wedding and a honeymoon — but removed it Thursday as its existence drew increased media attention and harsh feedback on the page.

Amber Roof and her fiancé were set to marry on June 21, four days after her brother gunned down nine parishioners attending a Bible study at the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina.

"The Charleston Massacre took place and our lives were forever changed," Roof wrote on the page set up this week. "The media abused our privacy and published all of our wedding information and destroyed our dream day. Destroying the first day of Michael and my life together."

Roof set a goal of $5,000 to cover "lost wedding costs, to pay bills, and to send us on our dream honeymoon."

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/charles...on-n385896

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She's a looker. So one should put a battle flag over her face. 

[LesStrat]

She's marrying an E7. They should be able to afford a wedding.