Sports Moron of the Week

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What about that Guitar Hero commercial with Kobe and Phelps. All that was missing was Ray Lewis.

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What about that Guitar Hero commercial with Kobe and Phelps. All that was missing was Ray Lewis.

The funny thing about that ad is they put Kobe in basketball short down to his ankles to push the point he isn't runnning around in his underwear.

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the guy's 15 minutes are almost up, he's a swimmer for fuck's sake... the iron is hot now and the endorsement window is closing very quickly. All he had to do was behave for another year, probably not even that long. There are probably morality clauses in most of his current deals where they can opt out too... deals that "other businesses" couldn't afford.

that's true... i was just saying, there is a market for everything.

i have a house full of shit i thought i'd never own.....

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the guy's 15 minutes are almost up, he's a swimmer for fuck's sake... the iron is hot now and the endorsement window is closing very quickly.

No way man, you are going to see this douche at least every 4 years for the rest of your missrible life so get used to it. All of his sponsers said they are sticking with him and now he has stoner/street creed. You will see him at the XGames and Snowboarding events.

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would it be too ironic for him to be on a box of weedies?

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would it be too ironic for him to be on a box of weedies?

Kellogg dropped him today which is ironic because what is better when you are stoned than a bowl of cereal? ...Um ....from what I have heard. :shifty:

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If your dream is to join an organization that:



*Hasn't been anywhere near the top of its industry in 13 years.



*Has a CEO who runs off management by forcing them to punch a time clock.



*Enjoys all the image of Cell Block C.



*And regularly gets embarrassed on national television.



Saturday's the day you've been waiting for!



Michael Irvin's new reality show - set for Spike TV this spring - will hold an open casting call tomorrow at 10 a.m. at Velocity Sports in Dallas (7830 N. Central Expressway.)

The details:

Wide receiver/defensive back-types (must be 21 or three years removed from high school) should bring a non-returnable photo, football highlight reel and coaching references.

This is not a tryout, as no physical testing will be done.

This is, however, the only tryout Irvin will attend, and producers say they'll only be able to interview the first 500 candidates.

So, I'd line up right now if I were you.

And, again, the "winner" gets a spot on the training camp roster of the Dallas Cowboys. Dream on ...

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla — Authorities say former major leaguer Jim Leyritz drank alcohol while awaiting trial on charges that he killed a woman in a drunken driving accident and has been jailed.

The former New York Yankee World Series star had his bail revoked Friday and he was taken to the Broward County jail in Florida.

Prosecutors say a system in Leyritz's car that he has to blow in before starting it recorded that he has consumed alcohol several times since his release.

Police say Leyritz was drunk when he ran a red light in December 2007 and crashed into another car, killing a woman.

As a condition of his release ahead of trial, Leyritz is not allowed to consume alcohol.

His attorney did not immediately respond to e-mails and telephone messages.

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he was taken to the Broward County jail in Florida.

do you know what this mean?

it has the potential to be on COPS!

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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Phoenix Suns guard Jason Richardson was arrested in Scottsdale after police say he was driving 55 mph above the limit with his unrestrained 3-year-old son in the car.

Scottsdale police say an officer first saw Richardson, 28, driving 67 mph in a 40 mph zone Sunday night and followed him.

That's when the officer clocked him at 90 mph in a 35 mph zone and pulled him over.

Police say Richardson admitted to speeding and identified himself as a Suns player. The officer saw Richardson's son in the back seat of the car and that he was not in a child seat.

Richardson said he had taken his son to dinner and was on his way home.

He was arrested and booked on charges of reckless driving, excessive speeding and failure to use a child seat. He was released from jail after a few hours.