Skank of the week

[Prog]

Jessica Simpson will be in Oxnard, California to watch Cowboys training camp. Why WTF? :confused:

Because HBO is filming Hard Knocks with the Cowboys this year.

[Hooch]

Because HBO is filming Hard Knocks with the Cowboys this year.

So has the Cowboys' fanbase put a hit out on her yet?

[3dR3]

i tried to find her bouncing juggs from mexico but couldn't....

fucking stay at home moms ruining youtube, nothing changes.

[Prog]

So has the Cowboys' fanbase put a hit out on her yet?

They were close after the playoffs last year. I think the first two times she went to a game, the Cowboys lost and people wanted to find a way to ban her from the stadium. She hasn't made it on the sports page so far this week.

[Securb]

A vengeful Paris Hilton thrust herself into the US presidential race yesterday, issuing a sharp rebuttal to the “wrinkly, white-haired” John McCain for using her image in an attack advertisement last week.
Ms Hilton, the socialite and hotel heiress, put on a swimsuit to reject the Republican's comparison of her — and the singer Britney Spears — to Barack Obama.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/wo...474355.ece

[Prog]

McCain is a genius!! Getting Hilton to campaign for Obama will do more for him than any other campaign tactic.

[Speng]

That's a phrase I never thought I'd see, "Paris Hilton thrust herself into the US presidential race yesterday, issuing a sharp rebuttal "

She read off the cue cards like a good little trained whore

[Hooch]

That is hilarious and extremely well done. I laughed my ass off.

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches."

[Chef_Tony]

They actually say she did it in only 4 takes from memory. Maybe the filthy rich little cumdumpster has a little intelligence after all.

[Prog]

They actually say she did it in only 4 takes from memory. Maybe the filthy rich little cumdumpster has a little intelligence after all.

You been inhaling oven cleaner fumes again?