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Skank of the week
#31
Securb Wrote:Jessica Simpson will be in Oxnard, California to watch Cowboys training camp. Why WTF? :confused:

Because HBO is filming Hard Knocks with the Cowboys this year.
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#32
Prog Wrote:Because HBO is filming Hard Knocks with the Cowboys this year.

So has the Cowboys' fanbase put a hit out on her yet?
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#33
i tried to find her bouncing juggs from mexico but couldn't....

fucking stay at home moms ruining youtube, nothing changes.
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#34
Hooch Wrote:So has the Cowboys' fanbase put a hit out on her yet?

They were close after the playoffs last year. I think the first two times she went to a game, the Cowboys lost and people wanted to find a way to ban her from the stadium. She hasn't made it on the sports page so far this week.
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#35
A vengeful Paris Hilton thrust herself into the US presidential race yesterday, issuing a sharp rebuttal to the “wrinkly, white-haired” John McCain for using her image in an attack advertisement last week.
Ms Hilton, the socialite and hotel heiress, put on a swimsuit to reject the Republican's comparison of her — and the singer Britney Spears — to Barack Obama.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/wo...474355.ece
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#36
McCain is a genius!! Getting Hilton to campaign for Obama will do more for him than any other campaign tactic.
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#37
That's a phrase I never thought I'd see, "Paris Hilton thrust herself into the US presidential race yesterday, issuing a sharp rebuttal "

She read off the cue cards like a good little trained whore
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#38
That is hilarious and extremely well done. I laughed my ass off.

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches."
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#39
They actually say she did it in only 4 takes from memory. Maybe the filthy rich little cumdumpster has a little intelligence after all.
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#40
Chef_Tony Wrote:They actually say she did it in only 4 takes from memory. Maybe the filthy rich little cumdumpster has a little intelligence after all.

You been inhaling oven cleaner fumes again?
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