Skank of the week

[LesStrat]

Once again your signature improves the post.

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A Florida woman is accused of driving under the influence of alcohol with children in the car. 


On Tuesday, a deputy with the Volusia County Sheriff's Office stopped the woman along State Road 44 in New Smyrna Beach, when he said he saw a vehicle with expired tags and a child bouncing around and not buckled into a seat.

According to a report, 33-year-old Cateria Thomas appeared to be drunk. The deputy noted that she had glassy eyes, smelled of alcohol, and was breast feeding a 2-month-old child when she was told to step out of the car. The deputy said she failed a sobriety test and refused a breathalyzer.

Thomas told the deputy that she hadn't been drinking, but that she had just eaten four hamburgers with whiskey on them, the report states.

Thomas was arrested on charges of DUI, child acts that could result in harm, and driving without a valid license.

Four children were in the car, ages 2 months, 1, 3 and 4 years old. They were taken into custody by the Department of Children and Families, but will be staying with a family member. 

As of Wednesday afternoon, Thomas was still booked in the Volusia County Jail.

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Holy fuck.

[Dr. Vegetable]

The sister of the accused Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof launched an online campaign to raise money to cover the costs of her abandoned wedding and a honeymoon — but removed it Thursday as its existence drew increased media attention and harsh feedback on the page.

Amber Roof and her fiancé were set to marry on June 21, four days after her brother gunned down nine parishioners attending a Bible study at the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina.

"The Charleston Massacre took place and our lives were forever changed," Roof wrote on the page set up this week. "The media abused our privacy and published all of our wedding information and destroyed our dream day. Destroying the first day of Michael and my life together."

Roof set a goal of $5,000 to cover "lost wedding costs, to pay bills, and to send us on our dream honeymoon."

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/charles...on-n385896

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She's a looker. So one should put a battle flag over her face. 

[LesStrat]

She's marrying an E7. They should be able to afford a wedding.

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A 54-year-old woman arrested on suspicion of disorderly intoxication caused quite the scene in bond court Thursday.

As her charges were being read, Susan Marie Surrette, who joined court via a video feed, lifted her top and flashed Judge John Hurley.


Surrette told the judge she goes by the name Kayla Kupcakes and works as an escort and magazine model. Her bond was set at $100. She said she expected her boyfriend would bail her out.


LINK GOES TO VIDEO 

[idsnowdog]

Take fitties

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A teenage bondage enthusiast is facing theft charges after she was caught stealing a “restraint system” from a Spencer’s store in a South Carolina mall, police report.

An employee told cops that she spotted Tayler Aughtman, 19, “approach the bondage section and put something in her purse” Tuesday afternoon.
After Aughtman left the store, she was confronted by workers, who “recovered an under the bed stretcher that was valued at $39.99,” according to a police report.
The Spencer’s web site reports that the restraint kit (seen below) includes four cuffs, four 60-inch restraint straps, and a 60-inch connector strap. The items can “Turn your bed (or the one in that hotel you like to visit) into a bondage playground, with you as the center of attention.” Additionally, the store notes, “Restraint straps fit quickly beneath the mattress or bed frame for an instant bondage bedroom! Restrain your partner's arms or legs from the sides or top and bottom of the bed.”
When a sheriff’s deputy asked Aughtman if she had “anything in her purse that was illegal,” the teen copped to stashing eight pairs of panties that she had taken from a Victoria’s Secret shop in the mall. The undergarments, valued at $84, were returned to the store, where a manager said that the business wanted Aughtman prosecuted for shoplifting.
Pictured above, Aughtman spent a night in jai

[idsnowdog]

She's just a bad girl who needs a spanking with a cheese grater.