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08-22-2008, 08:33 AM
I was out at lunch yesterday running some errands. I get behind this new Honda Civic Hybrid with the personal license plate "GOT MPG". By law, I think I'm supposed to run him off the road. What I really wanted to do was drain his gas tank and write "Got Gas" on his windows.
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08-22-2008, 09:35 AM
Only a complete douche would get that license plate on their vehicle.
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08-22-2008, 09:39 AM
perhaps he will choke on his own smug
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08-22-2008, 10:15 AM
I though they would hang someone for driving a Honda Civic Hybrid in Texas, don't worry someone will key his car soon enough.
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08-22-2008, 03:17 PM
Securb Wrote:I though they would hang someone for driving a Honda Civic Hybrid in Texas, don't worry someone will key his car soon enough.

People in Dallas don't really know what state they live in. You have to go about an hour in any direction to find real Texas.
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08-23-2008, 08:24 AM
I drive through Lexington, MA, and Belmont MA, to get to work. Mitt Romney's mansion is in Belmont to put things in perspective. I get a Smarmy Bastard Parade every morning. Driving through their more important than you town centers with thier little coffe shops and Range Rovers with Yale stickers on the back windows makes me want to puke.
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08-25-2008, 12:44 PM
Securb Wrote:I drive through Lexington, MA, and Belmont MA, to get to work. Mitt Romney's mansion is in Belmont to put things in perspective. I get a Smarmy Bastard Parade every morning. Driving through their more important than you town centers with thier little coffe shops and Range Rovers with Yale stickers on the back windows makes me want to puke.

next time i'm up that way, i'll shit outside a starbucks for you...... LOL
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08-27-2008, 11:11 AM
Did he talk with his eyes closed and enjoy the smell of his own farts?
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09-16-2008, 09:05 AM
On my commute today I saw a guy with a MIT and a Rainbow sticker on his car. I felt like asking him if your so smart how come you have figured out how good vagina is.
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09-16-2008, 11:13 AM
Securb Wrote:On my commute today I saw a guy with a MIT and a Rainbow sticker on his car. I felt like asking him if your so smart how come you have figured out how good vagina is.

do you really have to question some one that prefers math to pussy?

2+2 never made me cum.... others, who knows :confused:
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