The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread

[Hooch]

A new low for TMRzoo...congradulations all around!

wait until we post the pics of Bibi Jones screwing the dead body

[skarydrunkguy]

Discovery channel is the cause of all the world's ills.

[Securb]

I found a newer black Fender Stratocaster at the bus station today in a gig bag, needs a little work. Every bone in my body said keep the fuckin' thing. It sounds and plays awesome. Then I found the notebook inside with the guy's lyrics and personal notes. He is bouncing between day labor jobs, job interviews and food pantrys when he is not practicing with his band. I put an ad on craigslist hopefully I will find the guy.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/laf/2696167789.html

[Speng]

I put an ad on craigslist hopefully I will find the guy.

Did you hear from the guy yet?

[Speng]

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mia...ad-1-hurt/

Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.

Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen.

The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, and amazed officers tried to stop it, ordering the man making a meal out of the other man to stop.

“During this confrontation an officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals, said Det. Willie Moreno, spokesperson for Miami Police.

With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable.

[Securb]

Did you hear from the guy yet?

Nope, the Strat is now "TMR Stunt Guitar One" when I get guitar electronics to test/review they go into the Strat. It is turning into a sick little axe.

Before



After...still in the works

[Speng]

I love how everything is blacked out, that looks great.

[Securb]

I love how everything is blacked out, that looks great.

Thanks man I have a thing for black guitars. I had to force myself to get my Les Paul in anything but black. I am glad I did.

[Securb]

I love how everything is blacked out, that looks great.

Thanks man I have a thing for black guitars. I had to force myself to get my Les Paul in anything but black. I am glad I did.

[Speng]

I have a Fender Jazz Bass Special in black that I bought in the early 90s, it's all blacked out....just looks really cool. I haven't touched it in years, I should dig it out.