The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread

[3dR3]

is this a new type of magic?

and now watch me pull my organs out of my snatch!

ta-da!

[Speng]

is this a new type of magic?

The never-ending handkerchief trick is even funnier now.

[Securb]

A man survived a rollover accident off a cliff and walked up to Highway 152 for help, but was hit by a car and killed, the California Highway Patrol reported.

The unidentified man was driving a Toyota Tundra east on Highway 152 near Los Banos about 3:15 a.m. Wednesday when he lost control of the car and it went off a cliff, rolling over and landing 200 feet below.

He made his way up to the highway, apparently to flag down help, but was hit by a Honda Accord driven by Fernando Martinez of Los Banos.

Investigators responding to the scene did not know about the first accident until the Tundra passenger, Aria Day Fletcher, 23, of Fresno, made her way out of the car and to the fatal scene.

http://www.modbee.com/1623/story/588547.html

[3dR3]

Fernando Martinez.....

I'll be the house he didn't have insurance or registration.....

[Hooch]

Don't know what thread to put this in, maybe it deserves it's own...

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that poor kid has no idea that his life is all downhill from the time he unlatches from that teet.

[3dR3]

WAIT.......

Did I just become jealous of an African baby?

[Securb]

Don't know what thread to put this in, maybe it deserves it's own....

I say Douche of the Week if we had one for now she can go stay here. To hear her talk you would think she has magical tits that can cure all of the worlds hunger problems.

[Hooch]

To hear her talk you would think she has magical tits that can cure all of the worlds hunger problems.

At least she puts her tit where her mouth is.

[3dR3]

those bad boys looked ready to burst......

milk fight milk fight!

[Chef_Tony]

I worship the ground that kid walks on....bats his eyes at Salma and she sticks a tit in his mouth?!?!? God damn, I must go to Africa and learn from him!!!!