The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread

[Speng]

I just looked in the litterbox and my cat took a shit that was over six inches long, one long uninterrupted turd. She's only five pounds, so she must have lost a third of her body weight.

It smelled like an old diaper full of Indian food.

[Hooch]

I just looked in the litterbox and my cat took a shit that was over six inches long, one long uninterrupted turd. She's only five pounds, so she must have lost a third of her body weight.

It smelled like an old diaper full of Indian food.

Pics?

[Securb]

It smelled like an old diaper full of Indian food.

I thought you said you don't eat Indian Food?

[Speng]

Pics?

It broke a little when I moved it, that's what I get for trying to get a better angle. I should have put something in there for scale, but trust me, it was HUGE.

[Speng]

I thought you said you don't eat Indian Food?

Only if I'm wearing a diaper.

[3daddict]

Damn, that's disgusting

[3daddict]

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nh...eekday=tue

[Securb]

[Speng]

Boy dies after masturbating 42 times


http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unus...-42-times/

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

[Speng]

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-...beauty-spa

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

(Really - stop cringing - we can see you...)

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.